Ask yourself? When is the most ironic time to bail off a treadmill?
Well, I found out. It's at the work gym when "Wipeout" is on the tv in front of you, and you are laughing out loud at one of the competitors falling off one if the obstacles.
Note to self: concentrate on the tread mill. Otherwise you will undoubtedly be thrown backward at high speed and if you, by chance, manage to switch off the stop button as you are thrown, you may then get thrown forward at equally high speed.
To take it up a notch, I then yelled swear words at the top of my voice and cracked up laughing at top volume.
People looked at me like I was fricking mental.
