How your google history changes when you have a baby

So... There are so many unknowns with parenting. And as much as I read and researched and wondered before Sophie was born, there are a million things I don't know or unsure about.. Suddenly my Google history has taken an abrupt and curious turn..

Here's what I mean.

Pre-baby Google searches - 

Romantic weekend resort 

Gin cocktail recipes 

Kim Kardashian break the Internet 

Vintage fair Perth

Vintage fair Melbourne

Flights to Vegas 

Restaurants Perth

Cocktail bar Perth
Beef curry recipe extra hot
Rooftop bar Perth
Music festival Austin
Rum bar New York

And... Here's what it has changed to in the last few months:

Newborn sneezing

Newborn sleep patterns 

Newborn won't sleep

Newborn wide awake for hours

Newborn poo

Newborn poo texture 

Newborn poo stains 

Newborn dribble 

How to get a newborn to sleep

Newborn goo in eye 

Blocked tear ducts baby 

How to clear blocked tear ducts 

Why can't newborns sleep more than 45 minutes

Breastfeeding sore nipples 

Breastfeeding so sore nipples

Why does breastfeeding still hurt 

Baby week 6

When do babies sleep through the night 

Breastfeeding sports bra

Flu symptoms sore boobs

Mastitis 

Mastitis cure

Seriously, mastitis cure please 

Ways to nap effectively

Cloth nappies washing

Cloth nappies stain 

Cloth nappies cute patterns
Teething
Early teething
Is my 3 month old teething
Help my 3 month old is teething
How much dribble is too much dribble
Infant hand chewing
Infant hand sucking
Infant putting everything in their mouth
Four month sleep regression
I have a baby, will I ever sleep again
 

Haha, well yep, you get the point. Clearly I miss my sleep.
What about you? Are you neurotic also? Whats the oddest thing you have Googled for your babe?