Here's what I mean.
Pre-baby Google searches -
Romantic weekend resort
Gin cocktail recipes
Kim Kardashian break the Internet
Vintage fair Perth
Vintage fair Melbourne
Flights to Vegas
Restaurants Perth
Cocktail bar Perth
Beef curry recipe extra hot
Rooftop bar Perth
Music festival Austin
Rum bar New York
Beef curry recipe extra hot
Rooftop bar Perth
Music festival Austin
Rum bar New York
And... Here's what it has changed to in the last few months:
Newborn sneezing
Newborn sleep patterns
Newborn won't sleep
Newborn wide awake for hours
Newborn poo
Newborn poo texture
Newborn poo stains
Newborn dribble
How to get a newborn to sleep
Newborn goo in eye
Blocked tear ducts baby
How to clear blocked tear ducts
Why can't newborns sleep more than 45 minutes
Breastfeeding sore nipples
Breastfeeding so sore nipples
Why does breastfeeding still hurt
Baby week 6
When do babies sleep through the night
Breastfeeding sports bra
Flu symptoms sore boobs
Mastitis
Mastitis cure
Seriously, mastitis cure please
Ways to nap effectively
Cloth nappies washing
Cloth nappies stain
Cloth nappies cute patterns
Teething
Early teething
Is my 3 month old teething
Help my 3 month old is teething
How much dribble is too much dribble
Infant hand chewing
Infant hand sucking
Infant putting everything in their mouth
Four month sleep regression
I have a baby, will I ever sleep again
Haha, well yep, you get the point. Clearly I miss my sleep.
What about you? Are you neurotic also? Whats the oddest thing you have Googled for your babe?
Teething
Early teething
Is my 3 month old teething
Help my 3 month old is teething
How much dribble is too much dribble
Infant hand chewing
Infant hand sucking
Infant putting everything in their mouth
Four month sleep regression
I have a baby, will I ever sleep again
Haha, well yep, you get the point. Clearly I miss my sleep.
What about you? Are you neurotic also? Whats the oddest thing you have Googled for your babe?
Hahaha! This is so funny! I am so glad I am not the only one who has googled about dribble! One of my more recent searches have been "8 weeks olds, spit bubbles", "why won't my baby nap" and "armpit itch breastfeeding"
ReplyDeleteAh man, how life changes....
Hahahahaha! I get itchy skin with breast feeding too! It drives me nuts - I am glad I am not the only one!!
DeleteOh my god this is so funny. Hysterical actually. I have googled so many of the same things! Sometimes with each kid as if they are my first.
ReplyDeleteHaha I am glad such a seasoned Mama like you still does - I am glad Im not just a total noob lol
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